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  • Black t-shirt with measurements and size chart on a white background
  • Woman sitting on a bed wearing a black t-shirt with a graphic design.
  • Black t-shirt with a graphic of a woman and text on a gray background
  • Black sweatshirt with a graphic of a woman and text bubble on a gray background
  • Woman sitting at a table in a cafe with a coffee cup, holding a bag with a cartoon character on it.
  • Woman wearing a black sweatshirt with a graphic design in a park
  • Woman holding a tote bag with a graphic design and text.
“If You Think My Attitude Stinks” Funny T-Shirt, Jumper & Tote Bag – Cheeky Gift for Secret Santa & Birthdays

“If You Think My Attitude Stinks” Funny T-Shirt, Jumper & Tote Bag – Cheeky Gift for Secret Santa & Birthdays

£12.00 GBP
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Looking for a bold, cheeky gift that’s guaranteed to get a laugh? Our exclusive “If you think my attitude stinks, you should smell my minge” design is available on a comfy T-shirt, cosy jumper, or handy tote bag. Perfect for Secret Santa, birthdays, or anyone who loves a bit of banter!

Choose Your Style

1. T‑Shirt (Gildan 500 / 5000)
  • 100% preshrunk cotton (5.3 oz/sq yd) – heavy cotton feel
  • Classic unisex fit
  • Seamless double needle 7/8" collar
  • Taped neck and shoulders
  • Double needle sleeve and bottom hems
  • Quarter-turned to eliminate centre crease
T‑Shirt Size Guide (inches – length x width):
  • S: 28" x 18"
  • M: 29" x 20"
  • L: 30" x 22"
  • XL: 31" x 24"
  • 2XL: 32" x 26"
  • 3XL: 33" x 28"
  • 4XL: 34" x 30"
  • 5XL: 35" x 32"
    Size tolerance: ±1–1½" (2.5–3 cm). Shrinkage tolerance: 5%.
2. Jumper (Crew Neck Sweatshirt)
  • Unisex crew neck Christmas jumper
  • Weight: 280g/m² (midweight)
  • 80% cotton, 20% polyester – cotton rich, soft feel
  • Regular fit
  • Brushed back inner for extra cosiness
  • Ribbed collar, cuffs and waistband
  • For sizing: use your jumper size-chart image. Width = half chest 2.5 cm below underarm; length = highest shoulder point. Suggest sizing up for an oversized fit.
3. Tote Bag
  • Size: 38 x 42 cm
  • Material: Lightweight, reusable non-woven fabric
  • Colour: Black
  • Handles: Comfortable shoulder straps
  • Uses: Groceries, books, gifts, daily essentials, or just your emotional baggage
  • Eco-friendly & foldable for easy storage
Care instructions
  • Machine wash inside out at 30°C
  • Do not bleach
  • Avoid tumble drying where possible – line dry is best
  • Iron inside out, avoiding the print
  • Tote Bag:
    • Hand wash only
Processing & delivery
  • Made to order in the UK
  • Dispatched within 1–3 working days
  • UK delivery only

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