{"product_id":"merry-crisis-christmas-t-shirt-surviving-christmas-since-2026-funny-santa-adult-xmas-shirt-copy","title":"All I Want for Christmas Is for Everyone to Fuck Off T-Shirt | Funny Rude Santa Christmas Shirt | Adult Xmas Gift","description":"\u003cdiv class=\"mb-1 mt-2 whitespace-pre-line leading-relaxed first:mt-0\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"mb-1 mt-2 whitespace-pre-line leading-relaxed first:mt-0\"\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"auto\" data-start=\"162\" data-end=\"234\" class=\"PDq2pG_selectionAnchorContainer\"\u003eFor anyone whose Christmas spirit comes with a very short fuse. 🎅🏻🎄😂\u003cspan class=\"PDq2pG_selectionAnchor\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"auto\" data-start=\"236\" data-end=\"362\"\u003eThis black Christmas T-shirt features a gloriously grumpy Santa relaxing in his chair with the wonderfully antisocial wording:\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"auto\" data-start=\"364\" data-end=\"422\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"364\" data-end=\"422\"\u003e“All I Want for Christmas Is for Everyone to Fuck Off”\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"auto\" data-start=\"424\" data-end=\"618\"\u003eBold, colourful and definitely not subtle, it’s perfect for Christmas parties, pub nights, Secret Santa, festive holidays or anyone who has already had quite enough Christmas cheer for one year.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3 dir=\"auto\" data-start=\"620\" data-end=\"642\"\u003e👕 T-Shirt Details\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"auto\" data-start=\"644\" data-end=\"848\"\u003e• Black short-sleeved adult T-shirt\u003cbr data-start=\"679\" data-end=\"682\"\u003e• Suitable for men and women\u003cbr data-start=\"710\" data-end=\"713\"\u003e• Professionally printed in the UK\u003cbr data-start=\"747\" data-end=\"750\"\u003e• Bright full-colour festive design\u003cbr data-start=\"785\" data-end=\"788\"\u003e• Front print\u003cbr data-start=\"801\" data-end=\"804\"\u003e• Comfortable everyday fit\u003cbr data-start=\"830\" data-end=\"833\"\u003e• Made to order\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3 dir=\"auto\" data-start=\"850\" data-end=\"876\"\u003eAdult Chest Size Guide\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"auto\" data-start=\"878\" data-end=\"988\"\u003eS — 34–36\"\u003cbr data-start=\"888\" data-end=\"891\"\u003eM — 38–40\"\u003cbr data-start=\"901\" data-end=\"904\"\u003eL — 42–44\"\u003cbr data-start=\"914\" data-end=\"917\"\u003eXL — 46–48\"\u003cbr data-start=\"928\" data-end=\"931\"\u003e2XL — 50–52\"\u003cbr data-start=\"943\" data-end=\"946\"\u003e3XL — 54–56\"\u003cbr data-start=\"958\" data-end=\"961\"\u003e4XL — 58–60\"\u003cbr data-start=\"973\" data-end=\"976\"\u003e5XL — 62–64\"\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"auto\" data-start=\"990\" data-end=\"1081\"\u003ePlease check the size guide carefully before ordering to make sure you select the best fit.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3 dir=\"auto\" data-start=\"1083\" data-end=\"1101\"\u003e🎁 Perfect For\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"auto\" data-start=\"1103\" data-end=\"1307\"\u003eSecret Santa gifts, Christmas parties, pub nights, work parties, funny gifts for Dad, husband, boyfriend, friends, Christmas Day outfits and anyone whose festive social battery is running dangerously low.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3 dir=\"auto\" data-start=\"1309\" data-end=\"1324\"\u003e🚚 Delivery\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"auto\" data-start=\"1326\" data-end=\"1405\"\u003eEach T-shirt is made to order, so please allow processing time before dispatch.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"auto\" data-start=\"1407\" data-end=\"1550\"\u003eDelivery dates shown at checkout or provided by the courier are estimates and cannot be guaranteed, particularly during busy Christmas periods.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"auto\" data-start=\"1552\" data-end=\"1650\"\u003eIf your order is needed for a specific party, holiday or event, please order as early as possible.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3 dir=\"auto\" data-start=\"1652\" data-end=\"1675\"\u003e↩️ Returns \u0026amp; Sizing\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"auto\" data-start=\"1677\" data-end=\"1741\"\u003ePlease check the size guide carefully before placing your order.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"auto\" data-start=\"1743\" data-end=\"1953\"\u003eAs this item is made to order, it cannot be returned or exchanged simply because the wrong size has been selected. This does not affect your consumer rights where an item is faulty, damaged or not as described.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch2 dir=\"auto\" data-start=\"1955\" data-end=\"1981\"\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"auto\" data-start=\"1983\" data-end=\"2167\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"1983\" data-end=\"2167\"\u003eFunny rude Christmas T-shirt featuring grumpy Santa and “All I Want for Christmas Is for Everyone to Fuck Off”. Perfect for Secret Santa, Christmas parties and adult festive gifts.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e","brand":"Cheeky twist gifts","offers":[{"title":"T-Shirt \/ S","offer_id":63791399960906,"sku":null,"price":12.0,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"T-Shirt \/ M","offer_id":63791399993674,"sku":null,"price":12.0,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"T-Shirt \/ L","offer_id":63791400026442,"sku":null,"price":12.0,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"T-Shirt \/ XL","offer_id":63791400059210,"sku":null,"price":12.0,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"T-Shirt \/ 2XL","offer_id":63791400091978,"sku":null,"price":12.0,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"T-Shirt \/ 3XL","offer_id":63791400124746,"sku":null,"price":16.0,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"T-Shirt \/ 4XL","offer_id":63791400157514,"sku":null,"price":16.0,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"T-Shirt \/ 5XL","offer_id":63791400190282,"sku":null,"price":16.0,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"Bag \/ S","offer_id":63791400223050,"sku":null,"price":5.0,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0939\/6810\/5802\/files\/b1960da4-f09f-4777-95b5-7ab47c5bb28d.png?v=1791108918","url":"https:\/\/cheekytwistgifts.co.uk\/products\/merry-crisis-christmas-t-shirt-surviving-christmas-since-2026-funny-santa-adult-xmas-shirt-copy","provider":"Cheeky twist gifts","version":"1.0","type":"link"}