{"product_id":"all-i-want-for-christmas-is-for-everyone-to-fuck-off-t-shirt-funny-rude-santa-christmas-shirt-adult-xmas-gift-copy","title":"Christmas Calories Don’t Count T-Shirt | Funny Gingerbread Christmas Shirt | Adult Xmas Foodie Gift","description":"\u003cdiv class=\"mb-1 mt-2 whitespace-pre-line leading-relaxed first:mt-0\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"mb-1 mt-2 whitespace-pre-line leading-relaxed first:mt-0\"\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"auto\" data-start=\"162\" data-end=\"234\" class=\"PDq2pG_selectionAnchorContainer\"\u003eFor anyone whose Christmas spirit comes with a very short fuse. 🎅🏻🎄😂\u003cspan class=\"PDq2pG_selectionAnchor\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"auto\" data-start=\"236\" data-end=\"362\"\u003eThis black Christmas T-shirt features a gloriously grumpy Santa relaxing in his chair with the wonderfully antisocial wording:\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"auto\" data-start=\"148\" data-end=\"221\" class=\"PDq2pG_selectionAnchorContainer\"\u003eBecause December calories are clearly operating under festive law. 🎄🍰😂\u003cspan class=\"PDq2pG_selectionAnchor\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"auto\" data-start=\"223\" data-end=\"377\"\u003eThis funny black Christmas T-shirt features a cheerful gingerbread character surrounded by mince pies, treats and Christmas decorations, with the wording:\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"auto\" data-start=\"379\" data-end=\"415\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"379\" data-end=\"415\"\u003e“Christmas Calories Don’t Count”\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"auto\" data-start=\"417\" data-end=\"575\"\u003eIt’s bright, fun and perfect for anyone who fully intends to enjoy Christmas dinner, pudding, mince pies, snacks, leftovers… and absolutely none of the guilt.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3 dir=\"auto\" data-start=\"577\" data-end=\"599\"\u003e👕 T-Shirt Details\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"auto\" data-start=\"601\" data-end=\"786\"\u003e• Black short-sleeved adult T-shirt\u003cbr data-start=\"636\" data-end=\"639\"\u003e• Suitable for men and women\u003cbr data-start=\"667\" data-end=\"670\"\u003e• Professionally printed in the UK\u003cbr data-start=\"704\" data-end=\"707\"\u003e• Colourful festive front design\u003cbr data-start=\"739\" data-end=\"742\"\u003e• Comfortable everyday fit\u003cbr data-start=\"768\" data-end=\"771\"\u003e• Made to order\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3 dir=\"auto\" data-start=\"788\" data-end=\"814\"\u003eAdult Chest Size Guide\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"auto\" data-start=\"816\" data-end=\"926\"\u003eS — 34–36\"\u003cbr data-start=\"826\" data-end=\"829\"\u003eM — 38–40\"\u003cbr data-start=\"839\" data-end=\"842\"\u003eL — 42–44\"\u003cbr data-start=\"852\" data-end=\"855\"\u003eXL — 46–48\"\u003cbr data-start=\"866\" data-end=\"869\"\u003e2XL — 50–52\"\u003cbr data-start=\"881\" data-end=\"884\"\u003e3XL — 54–56\"\u003cbr data-start=\"896\" data-end=\"899\"\u003e4XL — 58–60\"\u003cbr data-start=\"911\" data-end=\"914\"\u003e5XL — 62–64\"\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"auto\" data-start=\"928\" data-end=\"1019\"\u003ePlease check the size guide carefully before ordering to make sure you choose the best fit.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3 dir=\"auto\" data-start=\"1021\" data-end=\"1039\"\u003e🎁 Perfect For\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"auto\" data-start=\"1041\" data-end=\"1226\"\u003eChristmas Day, festive lunches, Christmas parties, Secret Santa gifts, office parties, foodie gifts, baking fans, mince pie lovers and anyone who firmly believes diets begin in January.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3 dir=\"auto\" data-start=\"1228\" data-end=\"1243\"\u003e🚚 Delivery\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"auto\" data-start=\"1245\" data-end=\"1324\"\u003eEach T-shirt is made to order, so please allow processing time before dispatch.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"auto\" data-start=\"1326\" data-end=\"1460\"\u003eDelivery dates shown at checkout or by the courier are estimates and cannot be guaranteed, particularly during busy Christmas periods.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"auto\" data-start=\"1462\" data-end=\"1561\"\u003eIf you need your order for a particular party, holiday or event, please order as early as possible.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3 dir=\"auto\" data-start=\"1563\" data-end=\"1586\"\u003e↩️ Returns \u0026amp; Sizing\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"auto\" data-start=\"1588\" data-end=\"1652\"\u003ePlease check the size guide carefully before placing your order.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"auto\" data-start=\"1654\" data-end=\"1864\"\u003eAs this item is made to order, it cannot be returned or exchanged simply because the wrong size has been selected. This does not affect your consumer rights where an item is faulty, damaged or not as described.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"auto\" data-start=\"1894\" data-end=\"2075\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"1894\" data-end=\"2075\"\u003eFunny Christmas Calories Don’t Count T-shirt featuring a festive gingerbread character and mince pies. Perfect for Christmas Day, Secret Santa, foodie gifts and festive parties.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e","brand":"Cheeky twist gifts","offers":[{"title":"T-Shirt \/ S","offer_id":63791456158026,"sku":null,"price":12.0,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"T-Shirt \/ M","offer_id":63791456190794,"sku":null,"price":12.0,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"T-Shirt \/ L","offer_id":63791456223562,"sku":null,"price":12.0,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"T-Shirt \/ XL","offer_id":63791456256330,"sku":null,"price":12.0,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"T-Shirt \/ 2XL","offer_id":63791456289098,"sku":null,"price":12.0,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"T-Shirt \/ 3XL","offer_id":63791456321866,"sku":null,"price":16.0,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"T-Shirt \/ 4XL","offer_id":63791456354634,"sku":null,"price":16.0,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"T-Shirt \/ 5XL","offer_id":63791456387402,"sku":null,"price":16.0,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"Bag \/ S","offer_id":63791456420170,"sku":null,"price":5.0,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0939\/6810\/5802\/files\/a60ff6ec-8afb-4fe5-8843-c195217c1676.png?v=1791109232","url":"https:\/\/cheekytwistgifts.co.uk\/products\/all-i-want-for-christmas-is-for-everyone-to-fuck-off-t-shirt-funny-rude-santa-christmas-shirt-adult-xmas-gift-copy","provider":"Cheeky twist gifts","version":"1.0","type":"link"}